Mother-in-Law
Ernie K-Doe

Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawMother-in-law, mother-in-lawThe worst person I know
Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawShe worries me soMother-in-law, mother-in-law
If she leave us aloneWe would have a happy homeSent from down below
Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawMother-in-law, mother-in-lawSin should be her name
Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawTo me they are about the same
Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawEverytime I open my mouth
Then she tries to put me outHow could she stoop so low
Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawMother-in-law, mother-in-lawI come home with my pay
Mother-in-law, mother-in-lawShe ask me what I madeMother-in-law, mother-in-law
She thinks her advice is a constitution
If she would leave that should be the solutionAnd don't come back no more
My mother-in-law, mother-in-law.....
1961 (#1)